Facebook Quote by Merle Anthony Rowland Download Open image “Getting pregnant to get more likes on Facebook is the dumbest reason I've ever heard.” — Merle Anthony Rowland ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Facebook Facebook status Getting Pregnant Pregnancy
Facebook is nothing more than a competition of who can get the most likes. — Luis De La Garza Copy Share Image
If any of my pregnant friends create a facebook for there unborn child I'm creating a facebook for a coat hanger so I can… — Corn Copy Share Image
Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Can't be exposing your life on Facebook then tell us to mind our own business that's like dangling candy in front of a child… — Kris( McFatridge) Terry Copy Share Image
Facebook is like guys they keep coming back even know you don't care and you check then out for a while till you get… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm saving all of your Facebook pregnancy updates to one day give to your child to one day give to a psychologist. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Become addicted to facebook is like loving someone without knowing the reasons... — Dezdexterm Copy Share Image
“What's Facebook? It's where moms like me post about how much we love the husbands who annoy the living bejesus out of us, and… — Bunmi Laditan Copy Share Image
Anyone who invites me to any pages that have the words, swag or yolo isn't only get blocked but a punch in the face. — Merle Anthony Rowland Copy Share Image
I like that people try to be funny even though there not because it's so much easier to be an ass hole than it… — Merle Anthony Rowland Copy Share Image
Crying around about how I'm not liking your statuses isn't going to get me to like your statuses. — Merle Anthony Rowland Copy Share Image
Thanksgiving isn't over until you run out of it, so for the whole next week is nothing but left over turkey. Turkey soup, turkey… — Merle Anthony Rowland Copy Share Image
I don't know why I hold my breath when I wash my face. It's not like I'm going to drown in a hand full… — Merle Anthony Rowland Copy Share Image
I want to go into Dunkin' Donuts for some coffee but it's full of cops. Cops liking donuts is getting old. They should like… — Merle Anthony Rowland Copy Share Image
The first time I seen the term lmao used, I thought someone was calling me lame but just miss spelled it. — Merle Anthony Rowland Copy Share Image
A New Year resolution is something that only happens in the first week of the New Year. — Merle Anthony Rowland Copy Share Image
This is how I know you're bored; it's because Santa Clause wouldn't send me no friend request. I've been on the naughty list for… — Merle Anthony Rowland Copy Share Image
They all call it a turkey dinner but we all know we all eating around noon. — Merle Anthony Rowland Copy Share Image
Just showed up my professor in front of the whole class. I hate when people think Im stupid, I know what Im doing. — Merle Anthony Rowland Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're on Facebook, and you're supposed to know your sexual orientation at 13... Nobody really knows what's going on at that time, and people… — John Cameron Mitchell Copy Share Image
What is stupidity? It is when you still communicating the person you need to forget. — Kara Angela Copy Share Image
If in the middle of an argument I suddenly fall silent it does not mean you have won... No it means you should probably… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Going through unknown people's profiles and judging them by their pictures is totally normal. — Pradeep Chandra Copy Share Image
As long as that special person makes YOU happy, it shouldn't matter what other people say. — Anonymous Copy Share Image