Facebook status Quote by Merle Anthony Rowland

Just because you 'like' my status, doesn't mean I'm going to 'like' you.

— Peyton

If you want people to like your status just say TBH.

— Anonymous

Don't you wish your profile name was Nobody so when you like somebodies status it says Nobody likes your status. (:

— Anonymous

If you're not upsetting anyone, you're not changing the status quo.

— Seth Godin

Im not a facebook status you dont have too like me.

— Anonymous

I'm not a facebook status you don't have to like me.

— Anonymous

Im not a Facebook status you dont have to like me.

— Anonymous

I hate it when someonelikes my status and it about my terrible day

— Hussein Nishah

I would like your status but I don't like you...moving on!

— Anonymous

Liking your own status, is like high-fiving yourself in public...

— Anonymous

Why is it that Facebook even gives me the option to 'Like' my own status? Of course I like my status. I'm hilarious.

— Anonymous

If you need to like your own status to get at least ONE like... then you probably shouldn't have posted it...

— Gabs