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Funny new years resolution Quote by Merle Anthony Rowland

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“A New Year resolution is something that only happens in the first week of the New Year.”

Merle Anthony Rowland

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I'll never look at a turkey the same way ever again.

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I hope the world ends in 2012 so I can't be held accountable for my New Year's resolutions.

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My resolution is to spend less time working which means you'll have to work more.

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My resolution is to get healthier while still destroying myself with alcohol and drugs.

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My resolution is to spend more time avoiding friends and family.

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Tomorrow is the first blank page of 365 page of book. So write a good one.

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My New years resolution is give up putting up with stupid people, I would of said smoking but I like cigarettes.

Jenny The Jawbreaker

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He who breaks a resolution is a weakling; He who makes one is a fool.

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Let each new year find you a better person.

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I probably shouldn't be making any new resolutions this year...mainly because I'm still working on the ones from last year.

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My excuses for already failing my New Year's resolution are more complicated than the fiscal cliff deal.

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I hope one of your New Year's resolutions is to stop tagging me in New Year's photos.

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My goal for 2014 is to accomplish the goals of 2013, which I should have done in 2012, because I promised them in 2011 and planned them in 2010.

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