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Best christmas Quote by Merle Anthony Rowland

“This is how I know you're bored; it's because Santa Clause wouldn't send me no friend request. I've been on the naughty list for as long as I can remember.” quote by Merle Anthony Rowland — Download Open image

“This is how I know you're bored; it's because Santa Clause wouldn't send me no friend request. I've been on the naughty list for as long as I can remember.”

Merle Anthony Rowland

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