Tig Notaro

Reminding myself that I have a tailbone keeps me in check.

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I think my brain just has a natural way of going to what would be the most insane thing, the least likely…

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Before I had a double mastectomy, I was already pretty flat-chested, and I made so many jokes over the years about how…

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Even losing my mother, I wanted my mother. That's who you want instinctually when you're having a hard time.

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I think every person and place is interesting, and there's an interesting story behind every door.

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A lot of times, people will have after-parties or try and host an event for comedians, and they misunderstand us. They think…

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I'm fascinated by caddy Buddhists popping up all over Hollywood and people that take themselves too seriously.

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I love devastating movies, documentaries and hummingbirds (yes, in that order).

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I definitely still like writing one-liners, but I also think that I've changed a lot in that I've allowed myself freedom to…

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I'm the luckiest unlucky person.

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I didn't know whether I'd be attractive to anybody.

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The hardest lesson to learn always is to just have faith in that you will always have something to say or a…

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My age makes all my wrinkles and gray hair make sense.

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It's almost embarrassing how much support I have. I mean, I always tell people I feel like I'm perfectly set up to…

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I am just at tragedy right now.

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I don't thrive on misery myself. I mean, I've obviously created during a time of misery, but I also create from a…

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In movies, you just see somebody close their eyes, and you go on to the next scene.

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If someone doesn't want me working their club, they're not going to hear from me again. I'm not going to fight or…

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I try not to look at my old stuff or my new stuff, really. I'm not a fan.

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In standup, you don't have anything near you except a microphone. There's something a lot more self-conscious feeling when there's cameras coming…

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One of my favorite songs is 'Ghost' by Indigo Girls. Emily Saliers wrote that, and she is one of the most talented…

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I've had an ongoing fantasy about being interviewed on, like, a '60 Minutes'-type show about this really inspiring woman that can do…

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Stephanie and I got married publicly on the beach, in front of friends and family, and the local police shut down the…

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My mother was so stylish, but she never pushed that on me. She always thought I looked cool.

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I think that people are going to think of me however they want to think of me, whether it's female or gay…

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