Knew Quote by Tig Notaro Download Open image “I knew there was no Santa when I was, like, 5.” — Tig Notaro ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Knew Like Santa
I was probably nine or ten the first time I heard there was no Santa Claus. — Joe Nichols Copy Share Image
Santa is our culture's only mythic figure truly believed in by a large percentage of the population. It's a fact that most of the… — Chris Van Allsburg Copy Share Image
I was Santa Claus in first year of primary school, our elementarys school play, because I had most panache, that was probably why. I… — James Frecheville Copy Share Image
I was Santa Claus in first year of primary school, our elementary's school play, because I had most panache, that was probably why. I… — James Frecheville Copy Share Image
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for… — Shirley Temple Copy Share Image
I never saw a department store Santa as a kid. My mother was afraid to take me. — Terry Zwigoff Copy Share Image
Do you remember when you found out there was no Santa Claus? I was so upset I didn't think I'd be able to do… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I got to play Santa, too. It's really important to play Santa, you know. — Judd Nelson Copy Share Image
I think my brain just has a natural way of going to what would be the most insane thing, the least likely option. — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
Before I had a double mastectomy, I was already pretty flat-chested, and I made so many jokes over the years about how small my… — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
Even losing my mother, I wanted my mother. That's who you want instinctually when you're having a hard time. — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
I think every person and place is interesting, and there's an interesting story behind every door. — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
A lot of times, people will have after-parties or try and host an event for comedians, and they misunderstand us. They think it should… — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
I'm fascinated by caddy Buddhists popping up all over Hollywood and people that take themselves too seriously. — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
I love devastating movies, documentaries and hummingbirds (yes, in that order). — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
I definitely still like writing one-liners, but I also think that I've changed a lot in that I've allowed myself freedom to grow. — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
The hardest lesson to learn always is to just have faith in that you will always have something to say or a story to… — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
I didn't want to do 'Fashion Police' because I thought, 'This is stupid, this is beneath me, who wants to talk about fashion?' It… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I always knew I wanted to have a good career, so I made it happen. — Chord Overstreet Copy Share Image
Susan B. Anthony must be turning in her grave if she knew that millions of women who have the right to vote are not… — Madeleine M. Kunin Copy Share Image
Professionally speaking, the proudest moment was when I booked the 'Human Stain.' I knew it had Nicole Kidman, Anthony Hopkins, Ed Harris and Gary… — Wentworth Miller Copy Share Image
When I was playing piano, it was like, 'I'm going to write a song using all the white keys.' My music director, who knew… — John Tesh Copy Share Image
I always knew that I was kind of bored; the regular life of a child didn't fit me. — Christina Ricci Copy Share Image
I never liked Hans Christian Andersen because I knew he was always getting at me. — J. R. R. Tolkien Copy Share Image
Aaron Spelling always had his finger on the pulse of pop culture, he knew what the public wanted to see. He was one of… — Alyssa Milano Copy Share Image
For the Russian masses, the proletarians, knew for certain, and already saw during the war, and in part before their very eyes, that the… — Herman Gorter Copy Share Image
In that sense, I became politicized because the people in the coal mining villages who were involved in the struggle knew why they were… — Billy Bragg Copy Share Image