Even with clothing naked animals, there were people who wanted to send in money. A woman in Santa Barbara, California, sent a… — Alan Abel Copy Share Image
No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace is going to shoot Santa Claus just… — Al Smith Copy Share Image
Santa Claus has nothing to do with it," the latke said. "Christmas and Hanukah are completely different things." "But different things can… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I talked to him earlier, he said he had to work tonight,” Peter explained, “but that we should go ahead and… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
We're not mad at God, just like atheists don't hate Santa or Unicorns, they're just not there! — Hemant Mehta Copy Share Image
Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that… — Francis Pharcellus Church Copy Share Image
She thinks I’m a drug dealer. (Chris) ‘The most “illegal” thing the boy had ever done was to walk past a Salvation… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I was once part of a Christmas cabaret. I sang 'I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus.' I tap-danced. I had a ten-gallon… — Peter Dinklage Copy Share Image
Heavy role in the movies that I've done that I have loved and fit my soul; A Simple Plan, Monster's Ball, Sling… — Billy Bob Thornton Copy Share Image
Obama's gonna play Santa Claus with the minimum wage. He's got no successes to brag about. He cannot talk about a robust… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Kanan is a big road through the Santa Monica Mountains. Between mid-March and mid-April, when you get over to the western side… — John C. McGinley Copy Share Image
He continues to smile expectantly. I take a step back. I don't want to catch whatever he has. He is a disturbing… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
Look, at some point, people have to tell their kids that Santa Claus isn't real. I hate to be the guy to… — Floyd Landis Copy Share Image
It's very important to not repeat yourself. After 'Delhi Belly,' I was offered 40 'Delhi Belly's and you can't do that! So… — Vir Das Copy Share Image
What I have against religion is that they start you when you are so defenseless. I mean, I was three when they… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
'Santa Sangre' is the picture I love the best, myself, because 'El Topo' and 'The Holy Mountain' I made with my head,… — Alejandro Jodorowsky Copy Share Image
“The whole concept of some stranger making his way down our chimney - not that we had one - suggested burglary more… — Thomm Quackenbush Copy Share Image
One of the things I had a hard time getting used to when I came to California in '78 was Santa Claus… — Dennis Franz Copy Share Image
You better watch out You better not cry Better not pout I'm telling you why Santa Claus is coming to town — Maud Lindsay Copy Share Image
The only thing wrong with the U.S. economy is the failure of the Republican Party to play Santa Claus, — Jude Wanniski Copy Share Image
There's one Baldessari work I genuinely love and would like to own, maybe because of my Midwestern roots and love of driving… — Jerry Saltz Copy Share Image
