Baskets Quote by Henny Youngman

Christmas traditions are important in my family. Being half English and half Polish-Lithuanian, we have two separate celebrations.

— Mel Giedroyc

Before Santa and presents and shopping and all the attendant Christmas (stuff) got involved, this holiday was enshrined to commemorate a guy who got…

— William Rivers Pitt

“My question was:How did I go from merely seeing the dirty French Santa in a bar to being in his hotel room the next…

— Agusten Burroughs

“I’d like to know if you’re also responsible for Santa Claus, New York in the autumn, and the production and timely distribution of rainbows.”

— Christopher Grey

“Tapping a little bell, I leaned on the desk and turned to look at a small, traditionally decorated Christmas tree on a table near…

— Thomas Ligotti

I was one of the wildest Santa Clauses they ever had.

— Mr. T

Meeting the real Santa? Another first I'll never forget.

— Nick Viall

“All the Christmases roll down toward the two-tongued sea, like a cold and headlong moon bundling down the sky that was our street; and…

— Dylan Thomas

Have you seen the new Polish jigsaw puzzle? One piece.

— Henny Youngman

I'm going to North Pole to help out Santa this year.

— Jimmy Fallon

How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? He looks at his calen-deer!

— Anonymous

Happy Hanukkah to a Jew who celebrates Christmas...

— Anonymous