No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace is going to shoot Santa Claus just… — Al Smith Copy Share Image
Santa Claus has nothing to do with it," the latke said. "Christmas and Hanukah are completely different things." "But different things can… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that… — Francis Pharcellus Church Copy Share Image
She thinks I’m a drug dealer. (Chris) ‘The most “illegal” thing the boy had ever done was to walk past a Salvation… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I was once part of a Christmas cabaret. I sang 'I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus.' I tap-danced. I had a ten-gallon… — Peter Dinklage Copy Share Image
Obama's gonna play Santa Claus with the minimum wage. He's got no successes to brag about. He cannot talk about a robust… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
“The jolly old elf’s nose was red, but not from cold — rather, from the brutality of a dozen boxes of Kleenex.… — Phillip Andrew Bennett Low Copy Share Image
Look, at some point, people have to tell their kids that Santa Claus isn't real. I hate to be the guy to… — Floyd Landis Copy Share Image
What I have against religion is that they start you when you are so defenseless. I mean, I was three when they… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“The whole concept of some stranger making his way down our chimney - not that we had one - suggested burglary more… — Thomm Quackenbush Copy Share Image
One of the things I had a hard time getting used to when I came to California in '78 was Santa Claus… — Dennis Franz Copy Share Image
You better watch out You better not cry Better not pout I'm telling you why Santa Claus is coming to town — Maud Lindsay Copy Share Image
The only thing wrong with the U.S. economy is the failure of the Republican Party to play Santa Claus, — Jude Wanniski Copy Share Image
But chiefly, no lies! No lies about there being a Santa Claus or about the world being full of noble and honorable… — Marilyn Monroe Copy Share Image
The first sort of big present I remember getting from Santa Claus was quite a small telescope that I remember going into… — Chelsea Clinton Copy Share Image
I remember being banned from other houses as a younger child during the winter holiday season; I was the only one who… — Jami Attenberg Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, I believed in Santa Claus. But it was very tough because in the Dominican... there are not… — Alfonso Soriano Copy Share Image
Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist. — Francis Pharcellus Church Copy Share Image
Our family was too strange and weird for even Santa Claus to come visit ... Santa, who was jolly - but, let's… — Julia Sweeney Copy Share Image
The reality of loving God is loving him like he's a Superhero who actually saved you from stuff rather than a Santa… — Criss Jami Copy Share Image
No matter what, I always make it home for Christmas. I love to go to my Tennessee Mountain Home and invite all… — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
