Atheism Quote by Andy Rooney

Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God.

— Scott Dikkers

I think one of the reasons we have children is to believe everything all over again. And I'm not talking Santa, here, either.

— Elizabeth Berg

Kids believe in Santa; adults believe in childhood.

— Cate Kennedy

I grew up believing in Santa Claus, and we still treat our house at Christmas with a huge reverence for that belief - even…

— Mary Steenburgen

Santa is our culture's only mythic figure truly believed in by a large percentage of the population. It's a fact that most of the…

— Chris Van Allsburg

“We half-eat cookies and drink the milk, we leave notes, all so kids will believe in something that isn’t true. Kids try their best…

— Thomm Quackenbush

Look, at some point, people have to tell their kids that Santa Claus isn't real. I hate to be the guy to do it,…

— Floyd Landis

Like kids who only ever get socks for Christmas, but still believe with all their hearts in Santa.

— Barbara Kingsolver

Once you stop believing in Santa Claus, the whole world just goes downhill.

— Tom Clancy

I've always said that I don't believe in Santa Claus, but I could make a great movie about him if I set my mind…

— Dean Devlin

It is all well and good for children and acid freaks to still believe in Santa Claus — but it is still a profoundly…

— Hunter S. Thompson

I'm concerned about my daughter because she will not believe in Santa Claus. No matter what I say to her, she just doesn't buy…

— Salma Hayek