Before a kid learns how to use a computer that can solve mathematical problems, he or she should know how to do… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don't know what they are talking about. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
The teacher who knows the most about a subject isn't necessarily the one who can teach it best. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
You really can't blame the military for wanting to go to war [in Iraq]. They've got all these new toys and they… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I don't know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it?… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
Did you ever notice that people who are good with a computer don't use it for much of anything except being good… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
Teachers who have plugged away at their jobs for twenty, thirty, and forty years are heroes. I suspect they know in their… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
Those to whom his word was revealed were always alone in some remote place, like Moses. There wasn't anyone else around when… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I know a lot of you believe that most people in the news business are liberal. Let me tell you, I know… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
One of my major shortcomings - I'm vindictive. I don't know why that is. Even in petty things in my life I… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don't know what they're talking about. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
People waiting for an elevator don't know what to do, standing with strangers. There is nothing to do. Its an uneasy time.… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
In Washington, a confidential assistant is someone who, if you don't want to know something, you go and ask him and he… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
Don't keep saying, "I don't know where the time goes." It goes the same place it's always gone and no one has… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
The one affectation I have forced on the publisher ... are my apostrophe-free ellisions. Because I write my scripts to read myself,… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I like Valentine's Day. The trouble is the florists and the candy-makers and the card people are all advertising so much, you don't dare… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
Almost all of us have an elevator or two in our lives somewhere. We wait for them, we ride on them. We're annoyed by… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
Last night we had three small zucchini for dinner that were grown within fifty feet of our back door. I estimate they cost somewhere… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way,… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I've learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
You're almost always better off keeping your mouth shut, but don't let that stop you from popping off. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
If you don't enjoy getting up and working and finishing your work and sitting down to a meal with family or friends, then the… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
I've learned... That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
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