Bottles Quote by Andy Rooney

Americans believe cotton is best, but we've invented new fabrics that will change your lifestyle.

— Tadashi Yanai

The Pill Versus the Springhill Mine Disaster When you take your pill it's like a mine disaster. I think of all the people lost…

— Richard Brautigan

We're more effective than birth control pills.

— Johnny Carson

Now that children don't till your fields or take you in when you're incontinent, there is no sensible reason to have them, and it's…

— Lionel Shriver

“I love preshrunk cottons for traveling. Mamacita can wash and press them overnight — another space-saving trick. Whatever I’ve worn that day goes into…

— Joan Crawford

I bet the pill is harder to get than drugs--which shows how screwed up this world really is!

— Beatrice Sparks

You know, back in my days, they used Bayer aspirin for contraception. The gals put it between their knees, and it wasn't that costly.

— Foster Friess

Scientists say they're getting closer to developing a pill to replace exercising. Americans heard this and said that it better come in cool ranch…

— Conan O'Brien

They're supposed to cure everything. Want a baby? Have a Brandreth pill. Don't want a baby? Have a Brandreth pill.

— Gyles Brandreth

“Protected by the Pill, women felt as sexually entitled as the men, and our short skirts and sometimes braless tops only added to the…

— Lynn Povich

I knew exactly what I was doing. You can't accidentally take a whole bottle of pills.

— Fantasia Barrino

I forgot my pills, I couldn't have cared less about condoms, all for feverishly wanting to get some!

— Gloria Trevi