Food Quotes by Andy Rooney

If you do see me in a restaurant, please, just let me eat my dinner.

— Andy Rooney

I don't like chocolate chip cookies.

— Andy Rooney

Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.

— Andy Rooney

Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter.

— Andy Rooney

When there are starving people in the world, it seems wrong that so many of us Americans eat as much for entertainment…

— Andy Rooney

When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.

— Andy Rooney

Don't take a butcher's advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he'd be a chef.

— Andy Rooney

Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.

— Andy Rooney

Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding…

— Andy Rooney

The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the…

— Andy Rooney

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and…

— Andy Rooney

Bacon is clearly a food made by the Nazis to fatten up Americans. It has no nutritional value, is full of fat,…

— Andy Rooney

I often pass a farm with cows grazing in the field and I think to myself how terrible it is that human…

— Andy Rooney