Ask me Quote by Andy Rooney Download Open image “When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.” — Andy Rooney ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.0 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Ask me Peppers Waiter Want
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