We shall reduce the Arab population to a community of woodcutters and waiters — Yitzhak Rabin Copy Share Image
The best number for a dinner party is two; myself and a damn good head waiter. — Nubar Gulbenkian Copy Share Image
[To waiter who had spilled soup on her:] Never darken my Dior again! — Beatrice Lillie Copy Share Image
When I go to a restaurant I always ask the manager, "Give me a table near a waiter." — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
One of my many early jobs was a waiter at a hotel called The Grove. It's a luxury hotel. — Naughty Boy Copy Share Image
I would say a full-time waiter in a high-price house could easily make $75,000, $80,000 a year. — Tom Douglas Copy Share Image
“Friends don’t bite friends. At least not without lots of Vodka, a Mexican waiter named Santiago and mutual consent.” — Kimberly Raye Copy Share Image
What's that comment about every actor being a waiter who is out of a job? I did a lot of waitressing, and… — Genevieve O'Reilly Copy Share Image
But compared with the task of selecting a piece of French pastry held by an impatient waiter a move in chess is… — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
One day you're filling out applications to be a waiter, and the next you're nominated for an Oscar. This business is crazy. — Alec Baldwin Copy Share Image
In Manhattan, every flat surface is a potential stage and every inattentive waiter an unemployed, possibly unemployable, actor. — Quentin Crisp Copy Share Image
I don't consider myself an actor, for me it's employment. Like the actor who's a waiter a lot, I'm an actor when… — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
People who treat waitresses or waiters rudely - or taxi drivers - I have very little tolerance for those people. They work… — Chloe Sevigny Copy Share Image
Or more precisely, is there anything I can do for you, ma’am? (Waiter) ‘How about a bag for my head, or a… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I wasn't meant to be a cook. It's a profession I accidentally fell into one summer between college semesters while looking for… — J. Kenji Lopez-Alt Copy Share Image
For days on end, I would hardly speak, and when I did only the vilest sort of gibberish would spout forth. I… — Bette Midler Copy Share Image
I wrote 'The Room', 'The Birthday Party', and 'The Dumb Waiter' in 1957, I was acting all the time in a repertory… — Harold Pinter Copy Share Image
Once I started working as a professional actor, it was like, 'Bye-bye waiting tables, bye-bye bartending, bye-bye all the cliched jobs actors… — David Walton Copy Share Image
I got my first break and became a singing waiter at eighteen or nineteen. I couldn't make a living at it. I… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
But he could not taste, he could not feel. In the teashop among the tables and the chattering waiters the appalling fear… — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
The New York waiter ... knows more than you do about everything. He disapproves of your taste in food and clothing, your… — Kate Simon Copy Share Image
I notice how well or badly a guy treats a waiter, or whether he's kind to some people and not to others.… — Sarah Wynter Copy Share Image
Mexico admits you through an arched stone orifice into the tree-filled courtyard of its heart, where a dog pisses against a wall… — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
A bit of theory as we settle down for lunch: the waiter's treatment of Kitty is actually a kind of sandwich, with… — Jennifer Egan Copy Share Image
When somebody is a little bit wrong - say, when a waited puts nonfat milk in your espresso macchiato, instead of lowfat… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“A waiter came swiftly along the room, and then stopped dead. His stoppage was as silent as his tread; but all those… — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the… — Lynne Truss Copy Share Image
It is not strange that some of our revoltes preach trial marriage: for the only safe way to marry them at all… — Katharine Fullerton Gerould Copy Share Image
Our favourite item was the balcony that overlooked the sea because it had an awning that you lowered by pressing an electric… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
I'm here," she said, skidding to a stop. "Can we go now?" Sebastian insisted on helping her on with the coat. "I… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
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