Terrible Quote by Billy Eichner

I was a pretty damn good waiter.

— Antoni Porowski

I was a lousy waiter, dealing with people and having people in your face like that.

— Judge Reinhold

I was not much good as a waitress.

— Mary Beard

I have been a waitress, and I was a damn fine waitress too, let me tell you.

— Jessica Lange

I wasn't the best waitress in the world, but I was cheerful and worked hard.

— Lucy Alibar

I was working in restaurants as a captain and as a waiter.

— Sally Schneider

“ What was your first job title? Waiter. It was at a showy opera festival in a barn in Oxfordshire. I did it for…

— Tom Hiddleston

I was terrible at desk jobs.

— David Chang

I wasn't a very good waitress, always spilling things on people and forgetting things. I once spilled ashes all over Mike Wallace's table.

— Tracy Pollan

Waitressing - by far the worst job ever created.

— Jennifer Esposito

I'm a terrible cook.

— Gillian Jacobs

I did plenty of jobs that I hated. I was a bank teller and terrible at it. I parked cars, a valet. I answered…

— Will Ferrell