I slummed it for years when I was a waiter or delivering Domino's Pizzas. — Naughty Boy Copy Share Image
We must have been hunters and gatherers but some of us were just waiters and hopers. — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
If a guy treats me respectfully and the waiter demeaningly, I'm turned off. — Moran Atias Copy Share Image
A diplomat these days is nothing but a head waiter who's allowed to sit down occasionally. — Peter Ustinov Copy Share Image
I worked at Starbucks, I was a waiter, a bartender and a valet, sometimes working 2 to 3 jobs at a time… — Andrea Hall Copy Share Image
There are things you just can't do in life. You can't beat the phone company, you can't make a waiter see you… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
People who are rude to waiters... I don't like that sort of thing. People who take cuts in line... it doesn't fly! — Michelle Pfeiffer Copy Share Image
I'm almost 40, so it's an awkward time in my career. You kind of hope it comes through and, if not, I'll… — Matthew Lillard Copy Share Image
New York waiters, probably the surliest in the Western world . . . are better images of their city than that journalistic… — Alan Brien Copy Share Image
Patience is more than a virtue for long lines and slow waiters. Patience is the red carpet upon which God's grace approaches… — Max Lucado Copy Share Image
A man needs to be polite, not just to me but to everyone. I watch that. How does he treat the waiter?… — Adriana Lima Copy Share Image
I worked as a waiter when I was 15 and got a chance to appreciate good, simple food. There's nothing better than… — Ewan McGregor Copy Share Image
“You thought the waiter must not hear, as if he cared! I dare say he often hears worse things said than I… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
It was a pleasant cafe, warm and clean and friendly, and I hung up my old water-proof on the coat rack to… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
The small irritations or indignities that we experience are nothing compared to what a previous generation experienced... It’s one thing for me… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
I believe that humanity now is desperately calling for new ideas. These new ideas must come from spiritual teachers and artists, from… — Neale Donald Walsch Copy Share Image
I once joked in a book that there are three things you can't do in life. You can't beat the phone company,… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
Hell is probably quite similar to most Paris bistros ... a bit overheated, somewhat too crowded, and a little too noisy for… — Henry Miller Copy Share Image
The young man called the waiter and paid. Then he got up and said to the girl: 'We're going.' Where to?' The… — Milan Kundera Copy Share Image
Beauty is Nature in perfection; circularity is its chief attribute. Behold the full moon, the enchanting golf ball, the domes of splendid… — O. Henry Copy Share Image
In Hamburg the waiters always had Preludin - and various other pills, but I remember Preludin because it was such a big… — John Lennon Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to aid a waiter with bringing out a large order of beer. Those customers can drape themselves… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Could I have a Sloe Gin Fizz, without the gin?" "What's the point of that, Miss?" the waiter said. "Tomorrow morning," Mabel… — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
I had a little delivery van, and I did work around Queens. I was also a waiter at Red Lobster, so I… — Daymond John Copy Share Image
I went to a restaurant the other day called 'Taste of the Raj.' The waiter hit me with a stick and got… — Harry Hill Copy Share Image
“I have a "Waiter, there's a hair in my soup" dance. It involves platform shoes, a mustache, and a hair net.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I did quite a lot of menial jobs. I was a waiter, an inventory clerk touring round properties listing cups and saucers,… — Richard Armitage Copy Share Image
I was photographing every meal I ate, every person I met, every waiter or waitress who served me, every bed I slept… — Stephen Shore Copy Share Image
The waiter brought fresh-baked bread and cheese, a bottle of sparkling water for Annabeth, and a Coke with ice for me (because… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, like 14 or 15, I played with the waiters from the hotel, 'cause that was the best… — Larry Bird Copy Share Image
I feel very uncomfortable when I eat in restaurants. I'm obnoxiously polite with the waiters: 'I just want a tuna sandwich. I'll… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
When I was a waiter I was fired twice from the same restaurant. I guess I was that good of an actor… — Nathan Fillion Copy Share Image
A fun game to play is to guess if the waiter is walking towards you with your food order and calling him… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“He's a waiter, not a Mafia stooge, so what's he going to do? Black pepper them to death? Compliment them into a… — Marian Keyes Copy Share Image
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
A waiter at the hotel kept telling me that Cape Town is just like a European city, but it's not like that… — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
I've been auditioning since I was 20, working as a waiter, getting theater gigs, doing the 'Law and Order's. — Pedro Pascal Copy Share Image
Pre-'Tokyo Drift,' I was like: 'Am I gonna play Yakuza #1 and Chinese Waiter #2 for the rest of my life? Is… — Sung Kang Copy Share Image
