Restaurants should be democratic; you shouldn't be made to feel privileged for getting a table or being lectured by the waiter. — Marco Pierre White Copy Share Image
I don't like Switzerland; it has produced nothing but theologians and waiters. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Learn to take losses quickly and cleanly. There is something about inside information which seems to paralyze a man's reasoning powers. Beware… — Bernard Baruch Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, like 14 or 15, I played with the waiters from the hotel, 'cause that was the best… — Larry Bird Copy Share Image
I've been auditioning since I was 20, working as a waiter, getting theater gigs, doing the 'Law and Order's. — Pedro Pascal Copy Share Image
The etiquette of intimacy is very different from the etiquette of formality, but manners are not just something to show off to… — Judith Martin Copy Share Image
People who treat waitresses or waiters rudely - or taxi drivers - I have very little tolerance for those people. They work… — Chloe Sevigny Copy Share Image
When you find a waiter who is a waiter and not an actor, writer, musician or poet, you've found a jewel. — Andre Soltner Copy Share Image
It is not strange that some of our revoltes preach trial marriage: for the only safe way to marry them at all… — Katharine Fullerton Gerould Copy Share Image
I wrote 'The Room', 'The Birthday Party', and 'The Dumb Waiter' in 1957, I was acting all the time in a repertory… — Harold Pinter Copy Share Image
The age of your children is a key factor in how quickly you are served in a restaurant. We once had a… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
If you're a waiter and you're waiting on me, you might get five percent, you might get seventy percent. It depends on… — Kelly Ripa Copy Share Image
I was an actor in college and it was much easier than being a waiter. I thought it was fun to get… — Dom Irrera Copy Share Image
I'm a kid from Minnesota. I like seeing movie stars! So I'm there at The ivy, I've got my shrimp, Eddie Murphy… — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
Twenty percent? What am I, your waiter? I got you five vampires, not a BLT. — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
For days on end, I would hardly speak, and when I did only the vilest sort of gibberish would spout forth. I… — Bette Midler Copy Share Image
He thinks he is a flower to be looked at And when he pulls his frilly nylon pants right up tight He… — Ray Davies Copy Share Image
You noodle around with tempo and sound until you get the perfect fit for that particular song, and then, so long as… — Wilfrid Sheed Copy Share Image
So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
My father was a waiter basically, and when I got my first professional job as an actor, I left a job that… — Alfred Molina Copy Share Image
Everything I do, I go to black people. If I have a problem at the airport, I'll go to the black ticket… — Gary Owen Copy Share Image
