Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to what the hell your way out of your neighbor’s bedroom.”

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used at the end of meetings, to wrap things up—sort of like a big office burrito of productivity.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to sell ice cream to streakers. Well, it could, if those naked runners didn’t leave their wallets in their…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used like a giant piece of paper. Most people just want to cum on it, but occasionally someone will want…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used for a soft opening of a new casino. The softer the better, I always say. Well, I don’t always…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be wrapped around people who’ve recently been electrocuted, because I’ll bet it’s really warm under those covers. I’ve always wanted to…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket is a tell-all story about its endeavors with certain highly publicized people and their somewhat promiscuous acts.”

— Nicole McKay

“A blanket could be used to cover up my modesty. And used to cover up my nakedness.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as a bathtub tarp, keeping all the body’s heat in, and the police’s and murder victim’s wife’s eyes out.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to make you laugh, and a joke could be used to keep you warm inside.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to wrap up a case.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to feed the homeless. I mean warm the coldless. I mean coldsome. I wouldn’t know, because I’m homefull.
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— Jarod Kintz