Global warming Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to cause global warming. If you don’t want to future generations to die, I’d recommend shivering in your bare…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could keep a family of three warm for a lifetime, but global warming could do the same for the world forever. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to warn your enemy that you are coming—and that you are warm. Where’s the cold war when you need…

— Jarod Kintz

“If a blanket could be used to keep one person warm, then it stands to reason that all the blankets in the world are…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to stop a war, particularly if that war is a Cold War. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to reduce the weight of love, by exactly one person. It’s a cold world out there. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket, as the epitome of warmth, could be used to stop colds. Also, sex with me might be the surest way to prevent…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to feed the homeless. I mean warm the coldless. I mean coldsome. I wouldn’t know, because I’m homefull.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to battle the cold, but not battle an army with swords, bayonets, and other sharp objects (unless the opposing…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to help my career. Things have gone cold in this economic depression, so anything to help warm things up…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to keep people warm. But take it from me: you want to freeze those dead bodies as soon as…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be frozen and used to cool off a warm body as you slowly thaw it out.
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— Jarod Kintz