Bank robbery Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Blankets could be used to identify liars and thieves, if lawmakers passed laws stating that lawmakers were required by law to wear blankets out…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as a spy, because if you need to blend in and go under cover, what’s better than a banket?
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as a bathtub tarp, keeping all the body’s heat in, and the police’s and murder victim’s wife’s eyes out.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used like a trumpet could be used as a murder weapon. And if the cops ask you what I was…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to cover up your infidelity. Either use the blanket to hide your cheating ways, or figure out how to…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to stop gun violence. Make sleep, not war.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to eradicate the radical element that’s so pervasive and perverse in our society today. I’m talking about people sleeping…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to what the hell your way out of your neighbor’s bedroom.”

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used like a giant piece of paper. Most people just want to cum on it, but occasionally someone will want…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to trick a bull into charging at you. After you trick the bull, trick a bear next, and then…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used instead of a blindfold when kidnapping someone. And the trunk of your car could be rented out like a…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as a trap to ensnare two entangled lovers. Using this method is how I found my current girlfriend and…

— Jarod Kintz