Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to confuse and disorient. Think of it not as a bed adornment, but as a really big blindfold. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to what the hell your way out of your neighbor’s bedroom.”

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used for anti-population-control purposes. Get naked and get under the blanket and I’ll show you how it works.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to trap my love in, before it dissipates out into the world.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to cover up my modesty. And used to cover up my nakedness.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to cover the engine of a car, much like a hood does, only the blanket would help the car…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be folded up and kept in the trunk of my car, in much the same way that I do with the…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to stop abuse. Don’t cover up the atrocity—cover up your head, because what you don’t see, may as well…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to eradicate the radical element that’s so pervasive and perverse in our society today. I’m talking about people sleeping…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to reveal hidden mysteries. Quick, get naked and get under, and I will illuminate the night.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket is a coffin, if the cops are after you and you have to dump a body quick.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to travel to exotic places. Just close your eyes and see for yourself.
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— Jarod Kintz