Blanket Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could make a good hood on a car, because it’s flat and warm and I don’t currently have a hood. Or a…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as a distress symbol. You’ll know I’m in danger and in need of rescue, because I’ll be asleep and…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket is a shield, blocking out the breeze, and an insulator, keeping in body heat.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to stimulate the topographical terrain of a mountainous region. Kind of makes you feel like God, if you think…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to keep you warm on a cold night. Just pour some gasoline on it and light it on fire. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to eradicate the radical element that’s so pervasive and perverse in our society today. I’m talking about people sleeping…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used instead of a blindfold when kidnapping someone. And the trunk of your car could be rented out like a…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to keep your body warm. After all, your body starts cooling off rapidly once you die. But don’t worry,…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to cause global warming. If you don’t want to future generations to die, I’d recommend shivering in your bare…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be reverse engineered to discover the origin of sleep. If we could figure out where sleep comes from, we’d know where…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to cover up the bald spot all over my chest. That’s why I get so cold at night.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used for anti-population-control purposes. Get naked and get under the blanket and I’ll show you how it works.
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— Jarod Kintz