Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to reaffirm your faith in God, though I’d suggest using something a little firmer, like a brick.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to trap my love in, before it dissipates out into the world.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to confuse and disorient. Think of it not as a bed adornment, but as a really big blindfold. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to warm the hearts of all the nonbelievers. We are all nonbelievers, because nobody believes in everything.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as a distress symbol. You’ll know I’m in danger and in need of rescue, because I’ll be asleep and…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to travel to exotic places. Just close your eyes and see for yourself.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to aid a sinner’s nightly prayer. I’m not shaking because I’m cold—I’m trembling with trepidation over the Wrath of…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as a duvet, in the fight against elitism.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to reduce the weight of love, by exactly one person. It’s a cold world out there. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to reveal hidden mysteries. Quick, get naked and get under, and I will illuminate the night.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to cause global warming. If you don’t want to future generations to die, I’d recommend shivering in your bare…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to cover up my modesty. And used to cover up my nakedness.
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— Jarod Kintz