Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to keep me from exploding. My patience is wearing thin, and my clothes are also wearing thin, and in…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to stimulate the topographical terrain of a mountainous region. Kind of makes you feel like God, if you think…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to reveal hidden mysteries. Quick, get naked and get under, and I will illuminate the night.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to express my condolences. I’m sorry to have to tell you I’m sorry, but that’s life, you know?
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to trap my love in, before it dissipates out into the world.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to eradicate the radical element that’s so pervasive and perverse in our society today. I’m talking about people sleeping…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used in exciting medical advancements, curing everything from shivers to tonitrophobia.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to keep your body warm. After all, your body starts cooling off rapidly once you die. But don’t worry,…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to announce your intention to announce your intentions. Make sure the blanket is neon orange though, or you might…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to stop abuse. Don’t cover up the atrocity—cover up your head, because what you don’t see, may as well…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to show people the benefits of sleeping with a parachute—especially if you’ve got a flying bed like I do.…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to tell you exactly what I mean, at precisely the moment I don’t mean it. When I say go,…

— Jarod Kintz