Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““A blanket is a coffin, if the cops are after you and you have to dump a body quick. ”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“A blanket could be used to keep your body warm. After all, your body starts cooling off rapidly once you die. But don’t worry,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket is great for covering things, like the dead guy, I just killed with this brick.” — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used as a bathtub tarp, keeping all the body’s heat in, and the police’s and murder victim’s wife’s eyes out. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to what the hell your way out of your neighbor’s bedroom.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used instead of a blindfold when kidnapping someone. And the trunk of your car could be rented out like a… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to reveal hidden mysteries. Quick, get naked and get under, and I will illuminate the night. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used like a trumpet could be used as a murder weapon. And if the cops ask you what I was… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be folded up and kept in the trunk of my car, in much the same way that I do with the… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Blankets are good to carry around if you want to be able to quickly black bag someone.” — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
“A blanket is a tell-all story about its endeavors with certain highly publicized people and their somewhat promiscuous acts.” — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
