Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to eradicate the radical element that’s so pervasive and perverse in our society today. I’m talking about people sleeping…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as a trap to ensnare two entangled lovers. Using this method is how I found my current girlfriend and…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to hide my shame and cover my insecurities. But so could a camouflaged condom.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to stop abuse. Don’t cover up the atrocity—cover up your head, because what you don’t see, may as well…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to cover up my modesty. And used to cover up my nakedness.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used like a giant piece of paper. Most people just want to cum on it, but occasionally someone will want…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to show love, by providing warmth, comfort, and an itchiness of desire that cannot be satisfied by a single…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to trap my love in, before it dissipates out into the world.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to spread the love around. Tuck it in at the edges, so nobody can hog all the amor.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to suffocate our secret desires. And what do I secretly desire? I desire suffocation, and that is why I…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket would be a great surface to print my new book on, so you could read it in bed while you’re having boring,…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to divide people. All men who oppose me should get on top of the blanket, and all women who…

— Jarod Kintz