I feel very uncomfortable when I eat in restaurants. I'm obnoxiously polite with the waiters: 'I just want a tuna sandwich. I'll… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
When I was a waiter I was fired twice from the same restaurant. I guess I was that good of an actor… — Nathan Fillion Copy Share Image
A fun game to play is to guess if the waiter is walking towards you with your food order and calling him… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“He's a waiter, not a Mafia stooge, so what's he going to do? Black pepper them to death? Compliment them into a… — Marian Keyes Copy Share Image
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
A waiter at the hotel kept telling me that Cape Town is just like a European city, but it's not like that… — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
I've been auditioning since I was 20, working as a waiter, getting theater gigs, doing the 'Law and Order's. — Pedro Pascal Copy Share Image
Pre-'Tokyo Drift,' I was like: 'Am I gonna play Yakuza #1 and Chinese Waiter #2 for the rest of my life? Is… — Sung Kang Copy Share Image
Beauty is Nature in perfection; circularity is its chief attribute. Behold the full moon, the enchanting golf ball, the domes of splendid… — O. Henry Copy Share Image
I don't like people being rude. Bad manners and arrogance make me cross. People making others feel uncomfortable. And I really don't… — Alan Titchmarsh Copy Share Image
A real litmus test for me is how people treat someone who is waiting on them. That's a dealbreaker for me.If I… — Steven Soderbergh Copy Share Image
I like L.A. It's like a mini break. For a writer, it's hilarious. Like the food. Where I come from, we eat… — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
Fortunately, I never had to do the waiter thing. When I got out of college, I immediately started to teach acting. One… — Bill Nunn Copy Share Image
I must be cheaper now than I was ten years ago in order to get a laugh. It's not funny now if… — Jack Benny Copy Share Image
You noodle around with tempo and sound until you get the perfect fit for that particular song, and then, so long as… — Wilfrid Sheed Copy Share Image
The waiter approached. 'Would you like to see the menu?' he said. 'Or would you like to meet the Dish of the… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
If you're a waiter and you're waiting on me, you might get five percent, you might get seventy percent. It depends on… — Kelly Ripa Copy Share Image
Ill have three fingers of Glenlivet, with a little bit of pepper and some cheese. -Ron Burgundy [to waiter] — Anchorman Copy Share Image
Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If a waiter or waitress tells me when gratuity is included they automatically get more gratuity. When they hide it I go… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
“Quitters don’t gain what they have started working on; waiters don’t start what they could have gained. What is common there is… — Israelmore Ayivor Copy Share Image
Restaurants should be democratic; you shouldn't be made to feel privileged for getting a table or being lectured by the waiter. — Marco Pierre White Copy Share Image
Famous people are deceptive. Deep down, they're just regular people. Like Larry King. We've been friends for forty years. He's one of… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
“the waiter came, bringing the second course, pollo con ajillo, chicken with garlic. they would both stink frightfully when they were through,… — Michael Crichton Copy Share Image
I have been working since I was 20, and I'm 38. I actually once averaged out what I had made over my… — Sebastian Junger Copy Share Image
I went into a restaurant one night and ordered lobster, and the waiter brought me one with a claw missing. I called… — Al McGuire Copy Share Image
Waiters and waitresses are becoming nicer and much more caring. I used to pay my check, they would say "Thank you." That's… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
His face held a certain impassivity; you see it in all waiters and valets. They might want to jam a knife through… — Ann Aguirre Copy Share Image
What is with waiters who don't write anything down and memorize your order instead? Are you trying to impress me or something?… — Aaron Karo Copy Share Image
“ What was your first job title? Waiter. It was at a showy opera festival in a barn in Oxfordshire. I did… — Tom Hiddleston Copy Share Image
The best tournament that I have ever played in was in 1950. It was great - a waiter came to you during… — Boris Spassky Copy Share Image
Italy is good in the sense that when you bring a child to a restaurant in Italy, they're happy to see it.… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
I did plenty of jobs that I hated. I was a bank teller and terrible at it. I parked cars, a valet.… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
I'm thinking waiters and waitresses are going to be bracing for more customers coming in going, not just kind of where is… — Michael Moss Copy Share Image
Ah I'm goin be here for a while so I smile hatas. I'm on that green like a flower like a alligator.… — J Cole Copy Share Image
I was afraid to board a streetcar because of the conductor; I was afraid to enter the Kabuki Theater for fear of… — Osamu Dazai Copy Share Image
If I ever get looks on the street, which, for the record, is almost never, it's rarely because they think I'm someone… — Patrick Wilson Copy Share Image
Learn to take losses quickly and cleanly. There is something about inside information which seems to paralyze a man's reasoning powers. Beware… — Bernard Baruch Copy Share Image
A diner having a row with a waiter in a swanky restaurant chills the blood in a way that a quarrel over… — Derren Brown Copy Share Image
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