I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
“If an actor’s neither talented nor handsome, what difference is there between him and any other waiter? That reminds me, my drink… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I own the restaurant. There are a lot of cooks, waiters and waitresses in this restaurant. They worry about their problems. I… — Mack Brown Copy Share Image
Could I have a Sloe Gin Fizz, without the gin?" "What's the point of that, Miss?" the waiter said. "Tomorrow morning," Mabel… — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
Patience is more than a virtue for long lines and slow waiters. Patience is the red carpet upon which God's grace approaches… — Max Lucado Copy Share Image
A man needs to be polite, not just to me but to everyone. I watch that. How does he treat the waiter?… — Adriana Lima Copy Share Image
I like it when the waiter askes you if you want parmesan cheese on your dinner, yeah, give me essence of puke… — Lee Evans Copy Share Image
Im like a waiter and you something like a hater with trays in both hands, place an order I can cater. — Drake Copy Share Image
A waiter asks a man, may I take your order, sir? yes, the man replies. I'm just wondering, exactly how do you… — Chloe Copy Share Image
The waiter just flashed me something that said, "Chew bubblegum." Every morning, when I was about to go to the Oprah competition,… — Zach Anner Copy Share Image
One of the first speaking roles I had was in a film called 'Svengali', with Peter O'Toole and Elizabeth Ashley. I was… — Tobin Bell Copy Share Image
I have been working since I was 20, and I'm 38. I actually once averaged out what I had made over my… — Sebastian Junger Copy Share Image
I went into a restaurant one night and ordered lobster, and the waiter brought me one with a claw missing. I called… — Al McGuire Copy Share Image
Waiters and waitresses are becoming nicer and much more caring. I used to pay my check, they would say "Thank you." That's… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
I like L.A. It's like a mini break. For a writer, it's hilarious. Like the food. Where I come from, we eat… — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
Fortunately, I never had to do the waiter thing. When I got out of college, I immediately started to teach acting. One… — Bill Nunn Copy Share Image
I'm a kid from Minnesota. I like seeing movie stars! So I'm there at The ivy, I've got my shrimp, Eddie Murphy… — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
I worked as a waiter when I was 15 and got a chance to appreciate good, simple food. There's nothing better than… — Ewan McGregor Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to aid a waiter with bringing out a large order of beer. Those customers can drape themselves… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
People who are rude to waiters... I don't like that sort of thing. People who take cuts in line... it doesn't fly! — Michelle Pfeiffer Copy Share Image
New York waiters, probably the surliest in the Western world . . . are better images of their city than that journalistic… — Alan Brien Copy Share Image
I'm almost 40, so it's an awkward time in my career. You kind of hope it comes through and, if not, I'll… — Matthew Lillard Copy Share Image
Talk is a pure art. Its only limits are the patience of listeners who, when they get tired, can always pay for… — John Dos Passos Copy Share Image
I was photographing every meal I ate, every person I met, every waiter or waitress who served me, every bed I slept… — Stephen Shore Copy Share Image
I don't trust valets, waiters — nobody. I don't waste my time anymore trying to figure out who leaks things to the press. — Nicole Richie Copy Share Image
I did quite a lot of menial jobs. I was a waiter, an inventory clerk touring round properties listing cups and saucers,… — Richard Armitage Copy Share Image
May I take your order, sir? the waiter asked. Yes. How do you prepare your chickens? Nothing special, sir, he replied. We… — Troublemaker Copy Share Image
“I have a "Waiter, there's a hair in my soup" dance. It involves platform shoes, a mustache, and a hair net.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
You don't know heartbreak until you see the waiter coming to your table with food but then take a sharp turn to… — Yonem Copy Share Image
You go to New York or L.A., and every waiter wants to be a writer, director or actor. But there's a common… — Gillian Alexy Copy Share Image
I went to a restaurant the other day called 'Taste of the Raj.' The waiter hit me with a stick and got… — Harry Hill Copy Share Image
I've never been in love... But I imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
I had a little delivery van, and I did work around Queens. I was also a waiter at Red Lobster, so I… — Daymond John Copy Share Image
When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
Restaurants should be democratic; you shouldn't be made to feel privileged for getting a table or being lectured by the waiter. — Marco Pierre White Copy Share Image
“Quitters don’t gain what they have started working on; waiters don’t start what they could have gained. What is common there is… — Israelmore Ayivor Copy Share Image
Ill have three fingers of Glenlivet, with a little bit of pepper and some cheese. -Ron Burgundy [to waiter] — Anchorman Copy Share Image
A Guy Went To a Restaurant, He Wanted To See the Menu But He Forgot What It Is Called; He Asked Waiter,… — Troublemaker Copy Share Image
Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If a waiter or waitress tells me when gratuity is included they automatically get more gratuity. When they hide it I go… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
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