Oh Ron, there are literally thousands of other men that I should be with instead, but I am 72 percent sure that… — Anchorman Love Copy Share Image
What, you guys can't say one thing? Even the guy that can't think said something. You guys just stand there? Come on.… — Anchorman Copy Share Image
For just one night let's not be Co-workers. Let's be Co-people. -Ron Burgundy — Anchorman Ron Burgundy Copy Share Image
No, she gets a special cologne Its called Sex Panther by Odeon. Its illegal in nine countries Yep, its made with bits… — Anchorman Brian Fantana Copy Share Image
Veronica Corningstone: For the entire Channel 4 news team, I'm Veronica Corningstone. Ron Burgundy: And I'm Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself, San Diego. — Anchorman San diego Copy Share Image
Ron Burgundy: You stay classy, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy? Ed Harken: Dammit. Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter? — Anchorman Question mark Copy Share Image
I woke up on the floor of some Japanese family's rec room, and they would NOT stop screaming! -Champ Kind — Anchorman Family Copy Share Image
Bartender: You know, times are changing. Ladies can do stuff now and you're going to learn how to deal with it. Ron… — Anchorman Spanish Copy Share Image
Last time I looked in the dictionary, my name's Ron Burgundy. - Ron Burgundy — Anchorman Last time Copy Share Image
I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker. -Ron Burgundy — Anchorman Ron Burgundy Copy Share Image
What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even… — Anchorman Ron Burgundy Copy Share Image
Well, I could be wrong, but I believe, uh, diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil… — Anchorman Civil war Copy Share Image
I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly. - Ron Burgundy — Anchorman Ron Burgundy Copy Share Image
Im a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. Thats what kind of man… — Anchorman Eiffel tower Copy Share Image
Ill have three fingers of Glenlivet, with a little bit of pepper and some cheese. -Ron Burgundy [to waiter] — Anchorman Ron Burgundy Copy Share Image
Bob Dylan once wrote, The times, they are a-changin. Ron Burgundy had never heard that song. -Bill Lawson — Anchorman Song Copy Share Image
I will have you know that I have more talent and more intelligence in my little finger than you do in your… — Anchorman Intelligence Copy Share Image
Ron Burgundy - How are you? You look awfully nice tonight hmm. Maybe don't wear a bra next time. No I was… — Anchorman Next time Copy Share Image
