I'm not trying to be funny, but are you sure he's not a midget with a learning disability? -Ron Burgundy — Anchorman 2 Copy Share Image
For just one night let's not be Co-workers. Let's be Co-people. -Ron Burgundy — Anchorman Copy Share Image
If you've got an ass like the North Star, wise men are gonna want to follow it. -Ron Burgundy — Anchorman 2 Copy Share Image
Veronica Corningstone: For the entire Channel 4 news team, I'm Veronica Corningstone. Ron Burgundy: And I'm Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself, San Diego. — Anchorman Copy Share Image
Ron Burgundy: You stay classy, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy? Ed Harken: Dammit. Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter? — Anchorman Copy Share Image
Bartender: You know, times are changing. Ladies can do stuff now and you're going to learn how to deal with it. Ron… — Anchorman Copy Share Image
Anchorman' is my favorite movie of all time and Ron Burgundy is one of my favorite characters of all time. It's my… — Eva Mendes Copy Share Image
Last time I looked in the dictionary, my name's Ron Burgundy. - Ron Burgundy — Anchorman Copy Share Image
Good evening. I'm Ron Burgundy and here's what happening in your world tonight. — Ron Burgundy Copy Share Image
I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker. -Ron Burgundy — Anchorman Copy Share Image
What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even… — Anchorman Copy Share Image
Well, I could be wrong, but I believe, uh, diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil… — Anchorman Copy Share Image
I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly. - Ron Burgundy — Anchorman Copy Share Image
Im a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. Thats what kind of man… — Anchorman Copy Share Image
Ill have three fingers of Glenlivet, with a little bit of pepper and some cheese. -Ron Burgundy [to waiter] — Anchorman Copy Share Image
The Tooth Fairy's exposed breast made the child uncomfortable. -Ron Burgundy — Anchorman 2 Copy Share Image
I'd watch the news with my dad, and he'd quietly mock the anchors. An anchorman might say, 'Police are searching for...' and… — Steve Rushin Copy Share Image
The hardest achievement in acting - in my opinion, anyway - is nailing a role that absolutely nobody else could have played.… — Bill Simmons Copy Share Image
