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Ron Burgundy Quotes

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If you love Ron Burgundy's over‑the‑top swagger, you'll feel right at home here. These wild one‑liners—from the milk‑spill to the cheese‑refrigerator gag—capture the confidence that made Anchorman a cult hit; for more laughs, see 'Cult Classic Film Lines' and '1990s Comedy'.

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For just one night let's not be Co-workers. Let's be Co-people. -Ron Burgundy

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You are a smelly pirate hooker. -Ron Burgundy

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Good evening. I'm Ron Burgundy and here's what happening in your world tonight.

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It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice. -Ron Burgundy

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I hate you, Ron Burgundy. I hate you. -Wes Mantooth

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The Tooth Fairy's exposed breast made the child uncomfortable. -Ron Burgundy

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Youve got a dirty whorish mouth. -Ron Burgundy

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I'm in a glass case of emotion! - Ron Burgundy

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Anchorman' is my favorite movie of all time and Ron Burgundy is one of my favorite characters of all time. It's my…

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I'm not trying to be funny, but are you sure he's not a midget with a learning disability? -Ron Burgundy

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Ill have three fingers of Glenlivet, with a little bit of pepper and some cheese. -Ron Burgundy [to waiter]

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If you've got an ass like the North Star, wise men are gonna want to follow it. -Ron Burgundy

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I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker. -Ron Burgundy

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CNN wants me to tell the news in a way that seems genuine and authentic. They don't want me to be Ron…

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I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly. - Ron Burgundy

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Bob Dylan once wrote, The times, they are a-changin. Ron Burgundy had never heard that song. -Bill Lawson

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What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even…

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Oh Audrey I look like hell! I got bags under my eyes. Whats that? Well if you were a man, Id punch…

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I'd watch the news with my dad, and he'd quietly mock the anchors. An anchorman might say, 'Police are searching for...' and…

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Bartender: You know, times are changing. Ladies can do stuff now and you're going to learn how to deal with it. Ron…

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“I stand here (I write standing up) and I say, “No!” No, this book will NOT be lost! This book is necessary.…

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The hardest achievement in acting - in my opinion, anyway - is nailing a role that absolutely nobody else could have played.…

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Ron Burgundy - How are you? You look awfully nice tonight hmm. Maybe don't wear a bra next time. No I was…

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Im a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. Thats what kind of man…

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Last time I looked in the dictionary, my name's Ron Burgundy. - Ron Burgundy

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You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair. - Ron Burgundy

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The human torch was denied a bank loan. -Ron Burgundy

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No offense, but you are a stupid asshole. -Ron Burgundy

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The arsonist has oddly shaped feet. -Ron Burgundy

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I'm so lonely, I paid a hobo to spoon with me. -Ron Burgundy

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Who the hell is Julius Ceasar? You know I don't follow the NBA! -Ron Burgundy

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It's pronounced Sawn Dee-Ayy-Go. -Ron Burgundy

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Andre the Giant gave a surprisingly nimble foot rub. -Ron Burgundy

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By the hymen of Olivia Newton-John! -Ron Burgundy

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Well, I could be wrong, but I believe, uh, diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil…

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Ron Burgundy: You stay classy, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgundy? Ed Harken: Dammit. Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter?

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Veronica Corningstone: For the entire Channel 4 news team, I'm Veronica Corningstone. Ron Burgundy: And I'm Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself, San Diego.

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