Funny Quote by Anchorman 2

“He wasn’t a Have, and he wasn’t a Have Not. He was a midget, so he was a shorter Haven’t.”

— Jarod Kintz

“If I were as tall as the day is night, I’d be a midget.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Midget, midget, midget, how he struts and winks, For he knows a man's as big as what he hopes and thinks!”

— Kurt Vonnegut Jr

“Education will only take you so far. To go even further, I’d recommend getting a piggyback ride from a midget half your body weight.”

— Jarod Kintz

“If I were among midgets I didn’t know, I’d be afraid they’d see I was uncomfortable making small talk.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Excuse me, Mr Tall-and-Good-looking Wolfman, but can you help the English midget reach the sauce?’ I think not.”

— Joss Stirling

“Like a midget, I walk tall and proud.”

— Jarod Kintz

For a minute, I thought I had a learning disability.

— Tavon Austin

“I’m so tall I make midgets look like dwarves.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Disability is not an inability, nor is it an ability to be lazy but an ability to do something.”

— Carolyn Samuel

“I have a little accent. I speak with a trace of midget.”

— Jarod Kintz

“My penis isn’t big. It just appeared that way because the midget’s hands were so small.”

— Jarod Kintz