Quote by Joss Stirling

“I have a little accent. I speak with a trace of midget.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I’m so tall I make midgets look like dwarves.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Midget, midget, midget, how he struts and winks, For he knows a man's as big as what he hopes and thinks!”

— Kurt Vonnegut Jr

“I could do more pull-ups with a midget on my back, than a midget could do with me on his back. This makes me…

— Jarod Kintz

“If I were among midgets I didn’t know, I’d be afraid they’d see I was uncomfortable making small talk.”

— Jarod Kintz

“If I were as tall as the day is night, I’d be a midget.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I frowned. This from a man who just watched a midget riding a gimp?”

— Jaye Wells

“I like small talk. Let’s discuss midgets.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Be careful, little girl. Or else the big, bad wolf might just change his mind and decide to eat you after all.”

— Tracy Anne Warren

“My house is like living with the circus. All we need is a midget and a bearded lady. Well, all we need is a…

— Dina Kucera

“The hamper didn’t hamper my ability to hide midgets. If anything, it enhanced it.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Like a midget, I walk tall and proud.”

— Jarod Kintz