Humor Quote by Joss Stirling Download Open image ““I'm a big boy. I can take it. You got into a fight. I'm also stupid.”” — Joss Stirling ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“He ain't big and he ain't strong, but that boy's got a by-God streak of fight in him. And he was going to need… — mary doria russell Copy Share Image
“He made me feel an idiot, even when I knew he was a bigger one than I.” — Tracy Chevalier Copy Share Image
“whatever stupid thing you were doing, you stupid boy with your stupid stupidness.” — Melissa Giorgio Copy Share Image
“You’re different, I’ll give you that. They didn’t break you, but don’t think you can fight me. You won’t win.” — Pepper Winters Copy Share Image
“c'mon now, honey, don't be mad at me. I don't mean to lie, I just remember big.” — Beth Hoffman Copy Share Image
“Jimmy, you are small now. I know that. But your heart, so big. Don’t let them hurt your heart. You are big to me.” — Debra Anastasia Copy Share Image
“Zed and Sky had stayed behind and were chatting with Will, Sky sitting on Zed's knee as if nothing was going to get them… — Joss Stirling Copy Share Image
“I really, really like you, Sky. But if I don't stop now, your dad will kill me and that will be the end of… — Joss Stirling Copy Share Image
“Saul tapped his wife's obstinate chin. "Mrs. Benedict, you certainly are. You promised to obey." "That was thirty years ago! Before the wedding ceremony… — Joss Stirling Copy Share Image
“With kisses like that, I wish this was the Universe where you were my soulfinder.” — Joss Stirling Copy Share Image
“How am I going to help you?” “You are going to jump.” “Ha.” “You are.” “Have you done this before?” “Yeah, with fruit.” That… — Joss Stirling Copy Share Image
“I unbuttoned my white shirt and reknotted it under by breasts. I felt like one of those circus 'quick change' acts – ta-dah, no… — Joss Stirling Copy Share Image
“He[Crystal's father] had found my height amusing, referring to me as his "little girl" at every opportunity even though I could see the bald… — Joss Stirling Copy Share Image
“Oh my gosh, don’t you both look pretty!” We looked like rejects from the auditions for The Sound of Music. “I will have to… — Joss Stirling Copy Share Image
“I caught a glimpse of him thinking of the final combat in the movies, Harry versus Voldemort, Spider-Man versus the Green Goblin.” — Joss Stirling Copy Share
“Xav sprinkled olive oil on his lettuce. 'Lola was very particular that it all had to fit properly.' 'Lola?' squeaked Diamond. I wanted to warn her not to rise to the bait Xav was dangling in front of her but it was too late. Xav added some Parmesan and pepper. 'Suspicious, Diamond? You should be. This is a bachelor party… — Joss Stirling Copy Share
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly. Bane rolled his eyes and stage whispered: 'She asked why I cared so much about getting her dirty, teary face all my new shirt earlier, and asked where I got it from anyway. I said: 'Guess',… — S.K. Munt Copy Share
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once, for example, when I was just starting out in the food business, I was hired by the caper people to develop a lot of recipes using capers, and it was weeks of tossing capers into just… — Nora Ephron Copy Share
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share