Able Quote by Emo Philips

I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face."…

— Emo Philips

“I tried to beat the crap out of someone's fist with my face”

— John Corwin

There was one incident at a movie theater where my girl got mad at these guys who were talking behind us. I never looked…

— Kevin Hart

“When you're small enough to have to look up at everyone around you, there's no such thing as a dirty fight. That's a new…

— Susan Ee

“You punched me! I was so nice and you just punched me! You busted my lip! Even though you tried to beat these nice…

— Jeremy Whitley

“Dear God!” I screamed and buried my face in my pillow. “What?!” I heard him ask. “Did you see a roach?” “Why are you…

— Wendy Higgins

You didn't have to take a punch for me, you know,' he said. 'I'm a lover, not a fighter.' 'You're a freak is what…

— Sarah Dessen

“You didn't break my nose,” he says.“Too bad.”“No, that’s good,” he says. “Because I would've broken yours.”“You’d hit a girl?”“We fight all the time.”

— Dan Krokos

“Is there a reason you keep coming back injured when I leave you for five seconds, or is it---" His voice carried too loud,…

— Alwyn Hamilton

“Budge stomps into the room. “Do you know you have a blob of brown stuff on your nose?” “My life is in the crapper.”…

— Jenny B. Jones

“You can’t seriously expect me to fight you? I could kill you with one punch.”“If you managed to land it.”“I won’t hit a girl.”“Are…

— Eve Langlais

“No matter how big you are, there is always something a bit bigger. So, don't feel bad when you're beaten in something you're good…

— Sydney Wilhelmy