Clip Quote by Emo Philips

The IRS sent back my tax return saying I owed $800. I said If you'll notice, I sent a paper clip with my return.…

— Emo Philips

I am supposed to owe the government something like $100 million. I couldn't squeeze out a dime.

— Dennis Kozlowski

The IRS takes your money. Congress uses our money to arm our enemies. The IRS takes more of your money. Congress uses that money…

— Justin Amash

Pentagon dollars are essentially seen as a different kind of funding that doesn't have to stand for itself and make an argument for itself…

— Rachel Maddow

I lowered taxes in New York. I reduced the size of government in New York. I took a $2.4 billion deficit and turned it…

— Rudy Giuliani

The IRS'll never sweat me or even put up a fight... Cause I'm sure I've paid more in taxes than you've made in yo'…

— Ludacris

Your taxes are due a week from today. You can make out your check directly to Halliburton. Or you can do what I'm going…

— Bill Maher

I came to Congress on the promise of cutting wasteful government spending. There are plenty of examples of the government playing loose with taxpayer…

— Ted Yoho

You know, gentlemen, that I do not owe any personal income tax. But nevertheless, I send a small check, now and then, to the…

— David Rockefeller

I saved $725 million on the 90 planes. Just 90. Now there are 3,000 planes that are going to be ordered. On 90 planes…

— Donald Trump

The spending of our tax dollars by the Pentagon represents the greatest social disease of our country; I call it Pentagonorrhea.

— Florynce Kennedy

Some of you in this room support higher taxes. I welcome your enthusiasm and am glad to report that the IRS takes both money…

— George W. Bush