I got a letter from the IRS. Apparently I owe them $800. So I sent them a letter back. I said, If… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark; professionals built the Titanic. Never, btw, ask that androgynous paper… — Louis Menand Copy Share Image
At the moment I was mad enough to chew up nails and spit out paper clips. — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
My life has always been chaotic. From the time I got dressed in the back of a deflated, flat-tired, fish-smelling station wagon… — Sylvester Stallone Copy Share Image
“He chuckled, shaking his head. "Man, you hunters. I break a pencil and there's hell to pay." "I can see how that's… — Scott Westerfeld Copy Share Image
I had Paterson, and The Art Lover, to guide me for The Tales of Horror (written from 1988-'97 and published in 1999),… — Laura Mullen Copy Share Image
The IRS sent back my tax return saying I owed $800. I said If you'll notice, I sent a paper clip with… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
Today's beauty ideal, strictly enforced by the media, is a person with the same level of body fat as a paper clip. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the paper clip popped up… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I've no use for talking, would just as soon store paper clips in my mouth. — Jandy Nelson Copy Share Image
You might find it hard to imagine gravity as a weak force, but consider that a small magnet can hold up a… — Lisa Randall Copy Share Image
Stick to the script like paper clips and coffee stains Never let a seed of doubt deter you from your lofty aims… — Jay Electronica Copy Share Image
I have a feeling that you're riding for some kind of a terrible, terrible fall. But I don't honestly know what kind....… — J. D. Salinger Copy Share Image
He maybe, possibly, said that if he got word of anyone getting in your way, they’d find out whether there was any… — Julie James Copy Share Image
