Chairs Quote by Emo Philips

I remember, once, my sister used to tell me that they found me in the trash-can when I was younger, so one time I…

— Vince Staples

At the age of two-and-a-half, I was run down by a truck. I had gone rogue in the house while my mother was bathing…

— Trudie Styler

Broke my femur on a cruise with my wife in Italy. I'd walked back to my cabin after dinner with half a plate of…

— Art Donovan

I broke my finger in a stunt in a very not-too-romantic way. I was just trying to tackle someone, and I just flicked his…

— Chris Pine

I think I hit the bottom when my wife left me while I was on the road.

— Brian Welch

I have never, honestly, thrown a chair in my life.

— Steve Ballmer

I was on my way to fetch my little sister from school when I met with an accident. A bike which was at a…

— Shakti Mohan

When I was 7, an old lady was driving too fast in my neighborhood and hit me with her car. I was running out…

— Rutina Wesley

I broke my left arm when I was 8, at a friend's house, when we were jumping off a balcony and throwing down dunks.

— Josh Rosen

When I was little, I fell in the toilet and somebody had to come get me out. I was really embarrassed because I was…

— Nick Cannon

Mrs Bawden yanked me away from the table and dragged me across the food hall. I tried to twist away from her, but she…

— Malorie Blackman

I fell off a chair onto a broken water glass when I was 3 years old.

— Buddy Lester