Absurd Quote by Olga Núñez Miret

“What Would Jesus Eat?”

— Brad Barkley

“I stabbed a piece of broccoli like it owed me money.”

— C.J. Roberts

“Father banged the table with his fist really hard so that the plates and his knife and fork jumped around and my ham jumped…

— Christopher

“I don’t like broccoli. I’ve never liked it. I think it’s the food of the devil.”

— Sam Crescent

“Jesus, but he'd caught a tasty one.”

— Laura Oliva

“Okay, is that the only reason?” Matty shook his head. “He doesn’t like broccoli and I don’t like peas.” Before I could even try…

— Sloane Kennedy

“But, mate, my heart is sore for Christian diet. You mightn't happen to have a piece of cheese about you, now? No? Well, many's…

— Robert Louis Stevenson

“Nothing heals the soul like chocolate," she said. "I just love chocolate. It's God's apology for broccoli.”

— Richard Paul Evans

“If Jesus came back and saw what was going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing-up.”

— Woody Allen

“May you fall on a fork and get eaten by a cannibal.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I chop the broccoli into pieces with ZigZag Knife, sometimes I swallow some when Ma's not looking and she says, "Oh, no, where's that…

— Emma Donoghue

“His food doesn't stick going down, does it?”

— Harper Lee