Parenting Quote by Christopher

“[My mother] once cooked a ham and later found it in my father's shirt drawer. I am not kidding.”

— Dick Van Dyke

“I’ll never go hungry, because I’m a pet owner and a meat eater. I used to own broccoli, but taking it for a walk…

— Jarod Kintz

“I stabbed a piece of broccoli like it owed me money.”

— C.J. Roberts

“There was a sharp knock on the front door and being that it was a flimsy piece of shit the thing creaked and opened…

— James Cox

“Tell Daddy to turn off the broccoli! It’s probably burned!” Casey shouts something back, maybe that the kitchen cabinets are on fire, but Yvette…

— Eva Pohler

“Seeing my father behind a thick glass wall in an orange jumpsuit was hammering it home, that life as I knew it was about…

— Winter Travers

“I couldn’t bear the thought of a ham sandwich. Imagining milk trickling down my esophagus almost sent me over the edge. Even the saltines…

— Ree Drummond

“Dad leapt over the garden wall instead of going through the gate. Sadly he didn‘t do himself a severe injury, and so he lives…

— Louise Rennison

“The father was long and thin, with a red face framed in white whiskers, and looking like a living sandwich, a piece of ham…

— Guy de Maupassant

“My father's hand found the door locked. His calls to my mother went unanswered. He beat with his fists and called out her name,…

— Niall Williams

“I could feel the baby being torn from my insides. It was really painful....Three-quarters of the way through the operation I sat up....In the…

— Randy Alcorn

“But at supper that evening after I asked him to pass the damn ham, please, Uncle Jack pointed at me. 'See me afterwards young…

— Harper Lee