The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
God has not made anything that I know of that pays so much attention to who their father and mother is as… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Every success story has a parent who says, 'over my dead body.' Every success story has an old person who walks up… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I once asked my father for a dollar for the school picnic. He told me how he once killed a grizzly bear… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because parenting can only be learned by people… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Parents are not quite interested in justice, they are interested in quiet. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
"And tired" always followed sick. Worst beating I ever got in my life, my mother said, "I am just sick..." And I… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
If you're a parent, the five worst words you can say to your children are, "When I was your age ..." You… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
While fathers are pleasant figureheads, there is a special bond between children and their mothers. 'Do you help your mother clean up… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
A father has to do everything in his power to keep a tight ship, even though he knows the crew would like… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Some authority on parenting once said, Hold them very close and then let them go. This is the hardest truth for a… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
In spite of the six thousand manuals on child raising in the bookstores, child raising is still a dark continent and no… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
My father established our relationship when I was seven years old. He looked at me and said, “You know, I brought you… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Today's parents grew up with the silly notion that music was meant to be heard. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Guys standing around and talking about Spanish fly: 'You know anything about Spanish fly?' 'No, tell me about it.' Well there's this girl Crazy… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Pay off your student loan. Even if you don't have a job...Because when you finally get a job you're going to be one of… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing will win arguments and straighten people out. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
God has a sense of humor though and he must see funny things in us. He must also have some love. We're still here… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I feel that in-person contact with people is the most important thing in comedy. While I'm up on stage, I can actually put myself… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
