Wife Quotes by Bill Cosby

Guys standing around and talking about Spanish fly: 'You know anything about Spanish fly?' 'No, tell me about it.' Well there's this girl Crazy…

— Bill Cosby

You come to my comedy show to be entertained.

— Bill Cosby

Pay off your student loan. Even if you don't have a job...Because when you finally get a job you're going to be one of…

— Bill Cosby

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.

— Bill Cosby

Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.

— Bill Cosby

Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they…

— Bill Cosby

When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing will win arguments and straighten people out.

— Bill Cosby

The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet.

— Bill Cosby

“Parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet.”

— Bill Cosby

God has a sense of humor though and he must see funny things in us. He must also have some love. We're still here…

— Bill Cosby

When you become senile, you won't know it.

— Bill Cosby

I feel that in-person contact with people is the most important thing in comedy. While I'm up on stage, I can actually put myself…

— Bill Cosby

It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size Jockey shorts for his entire life.

— Bill Cosby

“The past is a ghost, the future is a dream, and all we ever have is now.”

— Bill Cosby

Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn't let…

— Bill Cosby