Guys standing around and talking about Spanish fly: 'You know anything about Spanish fly?' 'No, tell me about it.' Well there's this… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
In spite of what Thomas Jefferson wrote, all men may be created equal, but not to all women. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
If a white man falls off a chair drunk, it's just a drunk. If a Negro does, it's the whole damn Negro… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I think the part of media that romanticizes criminal behavior, things that a person will say against women, profanity, being gangster, having… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I think the part of media that romanticizes criminal behavior, things that a person will say against women, profanity, being gangster, having… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
There are stories in the Bible about people telling other people how to do things. When you hear this young man say… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
One of the great mistakes that can be made by a man of my age is to get involved in athletic competition… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
The wisest married men give in early. They get in touch with the wife side of themselves, and that's when they stop… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
There are certain times of the day when you need a balance - that is, your protein and your carbs. I'm a… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
My father wanted me to play pro football, and he didn't like the fact that I'd left school. And he said, "It… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Because for me it is almost analgesic to talk about what the white man is doing against us. And it keeps a… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
All men should freely use those seven words which have the power to make any marriage run smoothly: You know dear, you… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
When I look at 55 percent of our black men dropping out of school, how bad off are we going to be… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
The game of chess. Supposedly men made it up, and it's about war and men and the ravages and the bravery and… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
In America ... the seven ages of man have become preschooler, Pepsi generation, baby boomer, mid-lifer, empty-nester, senior citizen, and organ donor. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
My dad came over to the house... went into his pocket and pulled out a handful of money, and began to pass… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Guys standing around and talking about Spanish fly: 'You know anything about Spanish fly?' 'No, tell me about it.' Well there's this girl Crazy… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Pay off your student loan. Even if you don't have a job...Because when you finally get a job you're going to be one of… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing will win arguments and straighten people out. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
God has a sense of humor though and he must see funny things in us. He must also have some love. We're still here… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I feel that in-person contact with people is the most important thing in comedy. While I'm up on stage, I can actually put myself… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
