My feeling is, personally, I want to die first... because I believe that when you die, your soul goes immediately up for… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
If I use the word romance, whether it's my wife or not, it does not mean sex. We can use the word… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
The wisest married men give in early. They get in touch with the wife side of themselves, and that's when they stop… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
My wife and I have five children and the reason why we have five children is because we do not want six. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
With my wife Camille's help, I took to social networking. I'm working with the computers. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
When the child is twelve, your wife buys her a splendidly silly article of clothing called a training bra. To train what?… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
A father... knows exactly what those boys at the mall have in their depraved little minds because he once owned such a… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
At the very least marriage is a miscarriage of expectation, at its worst a wrenching disappointment with destiny. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
All men should freely use those seven words which have the power to make any marriage run smoothly: You know dear, you… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia:… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Any husband who says, "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is talking about either a law firm or a hand… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
My wife and I have five children. And the reason why we have five children is because we do notwantsix. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
The game of chess. Supposedly men made it up, and it's about war and men and the ravages and the bravery and… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Guys standing around and talking about Spanish fly: 'You know anything about Spanish fly?' 'No, tell me about it.' Well there's this girl Crazy… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Pay off your student loan. Even if you don't have a job...Because when you finally get a job you're going to be one of… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing will win arguments and straighten people out. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
God has a sense of humor though and he must see funny things in us. He must also have some love. We're still here… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I feel that in-person contact with people is the most important thing in comedy. While I'm up on stage, I can actually put myself… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
