People say "God will find a way." God can't find a way if you're in the way. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
If the audience knows you can be funny when you want to be, they will be willing to wait for that payoff. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
If you have a question about anything, the answer can be found in a book somewhere in the library. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
If a white man falls off a chair drunk, it's just a drunk. If a Negro does, it's the whole damn Negro… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Pay off your student loan. Even if you don't have a job...Because when you finally get a job you're going to be… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I'm not sure if my parents had me because they loved me, or because they wanted someone to watch their other children. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
You'll have many, many friends, but if your relationship with your mate is one hundred per cent of your heart, you'll never… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
The measure ov overexposure is not how many times people see you on TV or in the bookstores. It's whether you can… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
If you're a parent, the five worst words you can say to your children are, "When I was your age ..." You… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I said to a guy, "Tell me, what is it about cocaine that makes it so wonderful," and he said, "Because it… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
If I use the word romance, whether it's my wife or not, it does not mean sex. We can use the word… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
A father... knows exactly what those boys at the mall have in their depraved little minds because he once owned such a… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
A person with no children says, "Well I just love children," and you say "Why?" and they say, "Because a child is… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
If you listen carefully to what a child is saying to you, you'll see that he has a point to make. So… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Anecdote: In a controversial way, Comedian and actor Bill Cosby sought to teach his son the pain of being lied to. Convinced… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Racial humor was about 35% of my act when I first started. But I realized that it was a crutch. What brought… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
We spoke to God about the children, and we were afraid to ask God for specific things. We thought that it might… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Public education is a good foundation on which to build a better life for each of us. And if we want to… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
The mother may be doing ninety percent of the disciplining, but the father still must have a full-time acceptance of all the… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Guys standing around and talking about Spanish fly: 'You know anything about Spanish fly?' 'No, tell me about it.' Well there's this… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I think the part of media that romanticizes criminal behavior, things that a person will say against women, profanity, being gangster, having… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
If you know two languages, the level of your intelligence is multiplied a hundredfold in other people's eyes. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
But if that's what you want to be, that's what you will be - as long as you study. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
If you have no faith, you've lost your battle. You can't let things just happen. If you know right from wrong, and… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I was a physical education major with a child psychology minor at Temple, which means if you ask me a question about… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Guys standing around and talking about Spanish fly: 'You know anything about Spanish fly?' 'No, tell me about it.' Well there's this girl Crazy… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Pay off your student loan. Even if you don't have a job...Because when you finally get a job you're going to be one of… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing will win arguments and straighten people out. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
God has a sense of humor though and he must see funny things in us. He must also have some love. We're still here… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I feel that in-person contact with people is the most important thing in comedy. While I'm up on stage, I can actually put myself… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
