Mother Quotes by Bill Cosby

My wife and I have five children. And the reason why we have five children is because we do notwantsix.

— Bill Cosby

My wife and I have five children and the reason why we have five children is because we do not want six.

— Bill Cosby

My eleven year old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow.

— Bill Cosby

God has not made anything that I know of that pays so much attention to who their father and mother is as…

— Bill Cosby

Every father says the same thing: “Where's your mother?”

— Bill Cosby

Most fathers and... Mothers. Only your grandmother and Ghengis Khan know how to do it.

— Bill Cosby

"And tired" always followed sick. Worst beating I ever got in my life, my mother said, "I am just sick..." And I…

— Bill Cosby

My children love my mother, and I tell my children, that is not the same woman I grew up with...That is an…

— Bill Cosby

In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to disciplne a child is still a mystery to…

— Bill Cosby

I love it when mothers get so mad they can't remember your name. "Come here, Roy, er, Rupert, er, Rutabaga... what is…

— Bill Cosby

My mother was an authority on pig sties. This is the worst looking pigsty I have ever seen in my life, and…

— Bill Cosby

My mother comes in my room and says, "Just look at this mess! This is a pig sty!" Now, I've already been…

— Bill Cosby

The problem is that your daughter has given her heart to a 15-year-old boy, and a 15-year-old boy does not yet qualify…

— Bill Cosby

We are all anxious to be accepted. But if you have a strong mother and father who tell you that you don't…

— Bill Cosby

The mother may be doing ninety percent of the disciplining, but the father still must have a full-time acceptance of all the…

— Bill Cosby

While fathers are pleasant figureheads, there is a special bond between children and their mothers. 'Do you help your mother clean up…

— Bill Cosby

As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did…

— Bill Cosby

What kept me out of trouble is going right to the edge and then... thinking that my mother would be embarrassed, and…

— Bill Cosby

I didn't like what was on TV in terms of sitcoms—it had nothing to do with the color of them—I just didn't…

— Bill Cosby

Emotionally, a person can become so negatively driven that they don't respect the privilege of being on this Earth without their mother…

— Bill Cosby