Your parents put a curse on you - Someday your kids are going to act just like you. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don't cry over the one person who… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
What we need is for people to realize - 'I want to raise my kid. I want to go back and get… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
If you watch kids looking at something on television, even something that's produced for them and is supposed to be funny, what… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Kids need to remember that when you put something on Twitter, it's not like whispering to your friend, you've put it on… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
The problems with kids having short attention spans is driven by entertainment, reset buttons on games, games having to do with getting… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
The mother may be doing ninety percent of the disciplining, but the father still must have a full-time acceptance of all the… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I didn't like what was on TV in terms of sitcomsit had nothing to do with the color of themI just didn't… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Guys standing around and talking about Spanish fly: 'You know anything about Spanish fly?' 'No, tell me about it.' Well there's this girl Crazy… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Pay off your student loan. Even if you don't have a job...Because when you finally get a job you're going to be one of… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing will win arguments and straighten people out. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
God has a sense of humor though and he must see funny things in us. He must also have some love. We're still here… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I feel that in-person contact with people is the most important thing in comedy. While I'm up on stage, I can actually put myself… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
