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“Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His kids.” quote by Bill Cosby — Download Open image

“Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His kids.”

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