Guys standing around and talking about Spanish fly: 'You know anything about Spanish fly?' 'No, tell me about it.' Well there's this… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Listen to John Coltrane enough and after two bars, just two bars at any place, and you know that's him. We all… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I can't even talk the way these people talk. 'Why you ain't?' 'Where you is?' Everybody knows it's important to speak English… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
A father has to do everything in his power to keep a tight ship, even though he knows the crew would like… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I know people are tired of me not saying anything, but a guy doesn’t have to answer to innuendos, — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Anyone who has brought up children knows that consistency has absolutely nothing to do with discipline. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Among the guitarists, Wes Montgomery is fantastic. He's always good to let you know what the art form is all about. It's… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
My father established our relationship when I was seven years old. He looked at me and said, “You know, I brought you… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
If the audience knows you can be funny when you want to be, they will be willing to wait for that payoff. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
If you listen carefully to what a child is saying to you, you'll see that he has a point to make. So… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
A father... knows exactly what those boys at the mall have in their depraved little minds because he once owned such a… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Well, I really don't know what the secret of success is but I can tell you that the secret of failure is… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
If you know two languages, the level of your intelligence is multiplied a hundredfold in other people's eyes. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
If you have no faith, you've lost your battle. You can't let things just happen. If you know right from wrong, and… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Most fathers and... Mothers. Only your grandmother and Ghengis Khan know how to do it. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Guys standing around and talking about Spanish fly: 'You know anything about Spanish fly?' 'No, tell me about it.' Well there's this girl Crazy… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Pay off your student loan. Even if you don't have a job...Because when you finally get a job you're going to be one of… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing will win arguments and straighten people out. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
God has a sense of humor though and he must see funny things in us. He must also have some love. We're still here… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I feel that in-person contact with people is the most important thing in comedy. While I'm up on stage, I can actually put myself… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
