“The past is a ghost, the future is a dream, and all we ever have is now.” — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I'm one of those who cut off seeing people after a certain time, when the weight is gone and they sound like… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
When I decided that I wanted to go to college, I wanted to be a school teacher for 7th and 8th grade… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Never say [to younger people] "that was before your time," because the last full moon was before their time! — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
There are times my stories become - what I feel - not only accessible to hearing me on television, but they make… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
There are certain times of the day when you need a balance - that is, your protein and your carbs. I'm a… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
The measure ov overexposure is not how many times people see you on TV or in the bookstores. It's whether you can… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Anyone should be able to say on stage what they want. But those who have knowledge, do understand that certain things on… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
In your 50s, time becomes precious and must not be wasted. Every minute is an excellent opportunity for a good nap. Happy… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia:… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Most of us learn to read by looking at each word in a sentence - one at a time. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
College was a wonderful time - except, of course, when it was trying to teach you things. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I'm not saying looting is good, ... But I'm saying surely at a time when your child needs diapers and you need… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
The first time I came across the birds and the bees in actual flight, I couldn't identify the formation. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Guys standing around and talking about Spanish fly: 'You know anything about Spanish fly?' 'No, tell me about it.' Well there's this girl Crazy… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Pay off your student loan. Even if you don't have a job...Because when you finally get a job you're going to be one of… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing will win arguments and straighten people out. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
God has a sense of humor though and he must see funny things in us. He must also have some love. We're still here… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I feel that in-person contact with people is the most important thing in comedy. While I'm up on stage, I can actually put myself… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image