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50th birthday Quote by Bill Cosby

“In your 50s, time becomes precious and must not be wasted. Every minute is an excellent opportunity for a good nap. Happy 50th birthday!” quote by Bill Cosby — Download Open image

“In your 50s, time becomes precious and must not be wasted. Every minute is an excellent opportunity for a good nap. Happy 50th birthday!”

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Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

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Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but its up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.

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