50th birthday Quote by Dave Barry Download Open image “Today, you're 50. Now we can round your age up to 100! Happy 50th birthday!” — Dave Barry ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare 50 Round 50Th 50th birthday Age Aging Birthday Happy 50Th Rounds Today Today 50
Today, you're halfway to 100! Here's to optimism, whether it is realistic or not. Happy 50th birthday! — T. S. Eliot Copy Share Image
At 50, don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. Happy 50th birthday. — H. H. Asquith Copy Share Image
You are not turning 60. You are just turning 20 for the third time. Happy Birthday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remember how excited you were when you turned five years old. Today, you should be 10 times that excited. Happy 50th birthday! — Franklin P. Adams Copy Share Image
At 50, you need to laugh about your age. If you don't, everybody else will do it for you. Happy birthday, old chum! — Helen Hayes Copy Share Image
I remember people were horrified when I celebrated my 50th! 'Don't announce your age,' I was advised! How stupid is that. — Shabana Azmi Copy Share Image
Hurray! You're SIXTY FIVE today, you look younger with each passing year. Have a day that glows with happiness and joy. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're 50, you're never going to be 50 ever again, so enjoy being 50. If you sit through the year wishing you were… — Julianne Moore Copy Share Image
Remember how excited you are when you turn 5 years old. You should be 10 times that excited. Happy 50th birthday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't believe how time flies, it's your 65th Birthday, don't worry you don't look sixty five. HAPPY 65th BIRTHDAY. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I celebrated [my 50th birthday] by throwing a big bowl on the pottery wheel, then going for a water ski at the lake on… — Marcia Gay Harden Copy Share Image
This is true; virtually all edible substances, and many automotive products, are now marketed as being low-fat or fat-free. Americans are obsessed with fat… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
This ball was so crowded that it took me - a trained professional journalist with vast experience in this area - forty five minutes… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The hardest thing about being a guy is that women don't accept that you really are just a simple, pathetic, labrador retriever-like creature. That… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Entire new continent can emerge from the ocean in the time it takes for a Web page to show up on your screen. Contrary… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The major parties could conduct live human sacrifices on their podiums during prime time, and I doubt that anybody would notice. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
If you look at any list of great modern writers such as Ernest Hemingway, William Faulkner, and F. Scott Fitzgerald, you'll notice two things… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Don't you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do is think up a certain number of words! Plus, you… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“Despite the gulf, physical and cultural, between the United States and Japan, both societies are, in the end, made up of people, and people… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Before going on a diet you should consult your doctor, or at least send him some money. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I reflected a lot, I thought a lot on my 50th birthday. It has been one of the most important birthdays in my life,… — Rakesh Jhunjhunwala Copy Share Image
For my 50th birthday I just want to make it all make sense [being exactly half introvert], and then a couple of weeks later… — Dar Williams Copy Share Image
Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but its up to you to merit the face you have at fifty. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As it's your 50th birthday The very best of cheers to you Truthfully, I'm just being selfish Coz now I am so cheerful, too… — John Walter Bratton Copy Share Image
I celebrated [my 50th birthday] by throwing a big bowl on the pottery wheel, then going for a water ski at the lake on… — Marcia Gay Harden Copy Share Image
At 50, you probably get muddled? I'm the same, that's how I know? If you ever get lost, don't worry? Just change where you… — John Walter Bratton Copy Share Image
Many massacres have happened when people yell "surprise"! Pearl Harbor. The Tet Offensive. My uncle's 50th birthday party. I was there, man! How many… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
My faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
![“I celebrated [my 50th birthday] by throwing a big bowl on the pottery wheel, then going for a water ski at the lake on our property in the Catskills, and that night, skinny-dipping under the stars. Just being free and joyful. And that's how I [felt] about turning 50.” quote by Marcia Gay Harden](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/263/marcia-gay-harden-8656_50th-birthday_i-celebrated-my-50th-birthday-by-throwin_568039.jpg)
![“For my 50th birthday I just want to make it all make sense [being exactly half introvert], and then a couple of weeks later do the blow-out with all my friends.” quote by Dar Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/723/dar-williams-3902_50th-birthday_for-my-50th-birthday-i-just-want-to-make_214165.jpg)
